Please, I'm begging you. Let's just get on with it. MyMonthlyCycles.com informed me that you were scheduled to give up your wait for the egg last Monday and I have been waiting ever since. Patiently.
I'm running out of patience.
I wouldn't be so antsy if the premenstrual symptoms I was experiencing weren't so wretched. Unfortunately I think The Man might leave me if I can't reign in these hormones soon. Severe mood swings on top of horrendous cramps, backaches, and severe fatigue are really putting a damper on my life. My home that was once tidy is falling victim to the tired and I ran out of steam after only a few hours while shopping yesterday.
For a moment I believed I might be preggers and even went tinkle on a stick to find out. The lovely people at ept confirmed, however, that it is not a little bundle of joy growing inside of me. It it just you stubbornly waiting. Are you trying to tell me I'm getting older? I'm only 31 for goodness sakes... I can't be menopausal yet.
I hope you'll take my desperate pleas into consideration, Uterus. I've got a life to live and I'm really having a hard time living it.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008