The children... they've gone mad...

I think maybe... just maybe someone has slipped my children a meth-amphetamine. I'm not sure... but they're insanely rowdy for some reason today.

I'm hiding in the office.

I hear them attacking one another and screaming in delight when they are caught.

In a minute I'm going to go be the mean mom and make them stop. Then I'm going to tell them to clean their rooms and they are going to proclaim me the worst mom ever.

These days sure are great.