Today is The Man's birthday and therefore a day to celebrate.
Today he turns 36.
When I was a kid, 36 was old to me. I can remember my mom being 36. Vaguely, but I remember it. And in my head, now, 36 is really a grown up. It's like, time to start thinking about mutual funds and plans and safety nets and investments.
What? I was supposed to be thinking of all that stuff before? Pshaw. I have two more years.
Anyhow... I digress.
So, since The Man is officially a grown up today, I guess things around Spazland are going to have to change. We'll have to start doing yard work on Saturday mornings and making our bed every day. Our radios will have to be tuned to easy listening and we'll have to watch the evening news and discuss current events at the dinner parties we're going to have to start having. We'll have to find some friends that are a couple. Their names should be something like "Jack and Alice" and we'll go on vacations to quaint locations with them. We'll have to start going antiquing and The Man will pick up golfing as an excuse to get away from the old ball and chain and drink scotch in country club bars. When people come over for our cocktail parties they'll compliment us on stuff in our house.
"Oh, that side table? I bought that with Alice on Amelia Island last summer at the cutest little antique shop while Jack and The Man were playing golf."
On second thought, I think I'm pretty happy not being a grown up. I'll take the scotch and vacations, though.
Happy Birthday, Mr. Wonderful. I feel so lucky that you were born.
Art mystery possibly solved?
2 days ago
2 comments:
Happy Birthday The Man:)
The only difference between my "eldest" now (in his 40s) and when he was a kid is that he doesn't get carded now when he's buying the whiskey, but I think he might secretly wish they would;)
Happy Belated Birthday to The Man! And I agree...not being a grown up is fabulous. Who needs beds made everyday? You're just going to mess them up later.
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