I spent last weekend at Disney's Fort Wilderness with four grown women and eleven 9 and 10 year old girls. That's why I haven't been posting... because it has taken me a while to get my life back together. Camping with eleven girls takes a lot out of you. Go figure.
I'm still not completely back together. But then again I'm not sure I was together before we left.
I think I'll post about that soon, but for right now I'm going to post about Mr. Turtle.
Today while I was busily listing stuff on eBay, Munchkin came in to say "There's a TURTLE in the yard! A TURTLE!!!"
And I guess I watch too much TV because my first thought was:
But then I realized she was probably talking about the reptilian version. And since we live in the backwoods of South Florida, turtles aren't really odd occurrences.
So I looked at her and said "Yeah, so?"
Because I'm an awesome mom.
So I guess that reaction wasn't enough for Munchkin. Because about 3 minutes later she came in to my office holding the turtle.
A good blogger would have immediately grabbed the camera. But I'm not a good blogger, because I screeched "OH MY GOSH! YOU BROUGHT IT IN THE HOUSE!!!"
And Munchkin turned and ran with the turtle.
Outside I allowed them to pose with Mr. Turtle, all the while reminding them that turtles are VERY SCARY and will reach their little necks out and BITE YOUR FINGERS OFF.
I'm all about giving my children complexes. So they can grow up fearing nature instead of embracing it, just like their mother.
I hope Mr. Turtle figures out how to move his little turtle legs quickly because my children probably won't be leaving him alone until he figures out how to sneak out of the yard without them noticing. Or he bites a finger off. And that will make an excellent blog post, don't you think?