Not intended to be taken seriously at any point....

I can't write in here anymore.

Back in the day when I first started this blog it was mostly read by people I didn't know. Other bloggers. People who read blogs. People who thought I was sorta funny.

And then I told my mom about it or my sister or someone... I don't know who. But before I knew it I'd run into someone I barely knew at the grocery store and they'd be all "OH MY GOD! I read your blog ALL THE TIME and you're HILARIOUS!"

And then I started to get self-conscious. I became acutely aware that anything I wrote would eventually be seen by the person I was making fun of writing about. And my intention has never been to actually hurt anyone's feelings.

But y'all do some seriously blog-worthy stuff. You know who you are.

Oh wait... no, you probably don't.

Well, I'm certainly not going to be the one to tell you.

Because even though the people in my life are ridiculous? I love them. I really do. I love them all. In fact, I think I love the even more for providing me endless amounts of internal laughter.